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Councils Invested £1bn In Tiny Volcano Surrounded By Fish

LOCAL authorities across the UK were yesterday stunned to discover that Iceland is nothing more than a volcano surrounded by two million haddock.

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Bebo Assumes Aliens Are As Shallow And Self-Absorbed As Humans

BEBO is sending messages from its users 120 trillion miles into space in the expectation aliens will prove as shallow and self-obsessed as they are.

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