New Army Uniforms To Camouflage Lack Of Basic Equipment

BRITISH troops in Afghanistan are to be issued with new uniforms that can disguise the fact they are armed with nothing but rusty tin-openers.

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Lonely people reminded they don't have to spend Christmas with Liz Jones

A CHARITY campaign for people spending Christmas alone has reminded them they could be with Liz Jones instead.

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