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World War III can't decide where to start

THE coming world war which will devastate 90 per cent of the planet can’t settle on where to begin.

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Fence-cutters far cheaper than festival tickets

TOOLS for cutting holes in fences cost much less than music festival tickets, it has emerged.

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