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Anyone who viewed your LinkedIn profile did so for wanking purposes

LINKEDIN has confirmed those searching your name on the professional networking site are not doing so to see your recent work activities but for rampant, gleeful self-abuse.

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No Doubt, and other bands who were too busy shagging each other to make decent music

WORK on chord progressions, lay down a backing track, or shag on the label’s tab? If these bandmates had spent less time banging they could have written more banging tunes:

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