Employee of the month award never celebrated by colleagues

STAFF who will find any excuse to have a few drinks after work strangely never celebrate employee of the month awards, it has emerged.

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The fans must stay sober until Sunday: Six impossible ways Scotland can qualify for the second round

SCOTLAND have scored one goal and won one game, but can still qualify for the second round of the World Cup if they meet these stringent conditions:

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