Gen Zer exhausted after day of visualising work

A TEENAGER is shattered after a full day of imagining what a full day at work would be like. 

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Biden made decision after communing with the dead

PRESIDENT Biden decided to quit the presidential race after speaking to Lincoln, Kennedy and Washington in the twilight lands of the dead, it has emerged. 

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