Old twats doing nothing at home want to stop you working from home

AN army of retired old bastards with nothing better to do but sit at home resenting your working at home wants legislation to stop you. 

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Job interviews, and other situations you can still open a bag of crisps at if you want

SEASONED and fried slices of potato are humanity’s greatest culinary triumph and can be enjoyed at any time. Ignore the naysayers and crack in: 

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