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'Retail Jedi wanted' and six other bollocks job advert phrases 

IT’S tough finding a new job, and it’s even harder when companies sound like they’re assembling the Avengers rather than employing a data entry assistant. These buzzwords should make you run a mile.

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Woman only having baby because she hates her job

A woman is having a baby solely because her job is terrible, she has confirmed.

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