Scottish co-worker obviously still drunk

THE Scottish man two desks across is very clearly still inebriated which nobody has yet had the courage to mention. 

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Brave Western man determined to fight for his Asian fetish

A BRITISH man with a passion for Japanese women has proclaimed that he will campaign tirelessly for his human right to fetishise. 

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