'You're only in charge because Janet left', and five other things you wish you could say to your shite boss

YOU know he’s shit. The whole office knows he’s shit. He, surely, must know he’s shit. But nobody is allowed to speak that truth or these: 

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Five tricks Ryanair pulls out of sheer f**king spite

WE are Ryanair, and we actively make flying with us worse in the hope you might pay us to stop. Here is how we hate you:

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