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Out of my box, with Peter Hitchens

AAAAAAAARGH! Aaaaaargh! HARDER! THANK YOU JESUS! AAAAAARGH! That’s better.

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Water Made From Gas, Say Water Companies

WATER companies last night defended their above inflation price rises insisting water was now made from very expensive gas.

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