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Tom Cruise sits down with aliens and has a drawer marked 'phone chargers'

One woman’s week, with Karen Fenessey The ridiculous Katie Holmes is back in the papers because she crashed into a sanitation truck while driving Suri home from gym tots.

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UK to intervene on both sides of Syria conflict

BRITAIN is to simultaneously help both sides in Syria’s bloody civil war, it has emerged.

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