Attending Raith Rovers exorcism 'exactly what a prime minister should be doing'

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What to do when militant leftists infest your south-facing garden

HELLO there, and first an issue many of you are facing this autumn: militant pro-Palestine leftists. They’ve infiltrated the Greens and it could be your garden next. 

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