Boris baby at that special age where he doesn't know who his dad is

BORIS Johnson’s baby is at that special age where he is blissfully unaware of who exactly his dad is.

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Latest accusations against BBC presenter 'quite shit'

THE latest accusations against the suspended BBC presenter are shitter than the original, disputed accusations by some magnitude.

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