Brown Thinks He Is The Fonz

PRIME minister Gordon Brown was going around last night totally thinking he's the Fonz.

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Councils Invested £1bn In Tiny Volcano Surrounded By Fish

LOCAL authorities across the UK were yesterday stunned to discover that Iceland is nothing more than a volcano surrounded by two million haddock.

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