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Cameron Enjoys Proper Holiday With Toffs

DAVID Cameron is back in Britain and feeling refreshed after enjoying his proper holiday with millionaire aristocrats.

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Children Outnumbered By Daily Mail Reading Fucknuts

CHILDREN in the UK are now outnumbered by ageing psychopaths who devour every word of the Daily Mail, new figures reveal.

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