Cameron inundated with offers for ten second meetings

DAVID Cameron’s aides have spent the day fielding thousands of offers to buy ten seconds alone with him.

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Microbes at bottom of Mariana Trench thought Avatar was shit

THE microbes who live at the bottom of the Mariana Trench have finally been able to tell James Cameron that Avatar was appalling.

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