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Convicts would vote Tory

PRISONERS given the vote would unanimously vote Conservative, they have confirmed. 

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The seven worst things you're ready to believe about David and Victoria Beckham

THE media is desperate to find dirt on Britain’s true Royal family but manages nothing but rehashing old tabloid stories. A shame, when we’re prepared to believe all this: 

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