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Defence secretary spends entire debate doodling explosions

DEFENCE secretary Michael Fallon has spent the whole of today’s Syria debate doodling bombs and explosions. 

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Rat feeling pressure to become super rat

A RAT has been left depressed by reports of so-called ‘super rats’.

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