Fears grow that Brown may not be very good with money

GORDON Brown’s admission that he does not have any money has raised suspicions the prime minister may not be very good when it comes to matters of finance.

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Banks to be broken up into kittens

ROYAL Bank of Scotland, Lloyds and Northern Rock are to be broken up into lovely little kittens that would not hurt a fly, it emerged last night.

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