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Strauss 'Relaxed, Focused And Ready For Annihilation'

ENGLAND cricket captain Andrew Strauss arrived in South Africa yesterday insisting he was 'absolutely raring' to have his arse handed to him on a plate.

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Twitter Users Dare You To Even Think It

JUST say whatever it was you were going to say and then let's see what happens next, Twitter users warned last night.

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