Five horrible policies Tory voters love

NICE liberal voters still find it hard to grasp that the government enacts nasty policies because its supporters like them. Conservative voter Norman Steele lists his favourites: 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Some dick going down high street in canoe

SOME twat is making a mockery of the flooded high street by going down it in a canoe, locals have confirmed. 

Checking article access…