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How not to notice a camper van, with Scotland's Nicola Sturgeon

HELLO, I’m former first minister and future Through The Keyhole host Nicola Sturgeon, who is oblivious to 90 per cent of my lived environment and you can be too. 

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Insane man wearing jeans

A CLEARLY disturbed man has chosen to wear full-length trousers rather than shorts, it has emerged.

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