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How to go on a Peter Murrell-style domestic spending spree

ARE you keen to spend hundreds of thousands on items the person sharing a home with you can plausibly claim not to have noticed? Waste it like Murrell: 

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Champions League commiseration bus cruises through London without fanfare

A OPEN-TOP bus commiserating Arsenal’s Champions League defeat has driven through London’s empty streets without acknowledgement or fuss. 

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