Subscribe

How to hold a socially distanced cocaine party, by Michael Gove

JUST because the world is in the grip of an accelerating pandemic doesn’t mean you can’t have friends over to snort a little sherbert. Just follow these rules: 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

'OK' and four other text replies from dads

IT’S important nowadays to be able to communicate effectively with modern digital technology. Unless you’re a dad. Here are some classic dad text replies:

Checking article access…

Next story ›