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If Boris cancels my son's sh*tty nativity play, he's got my vote

By father-of-three Tom Logan

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New fathers reluctant to spend time with constantly screeching bag of shit

NEW fathers are failing to use their legal entitlement to paternity leave because they do not want to spend all day with a noisy shit fountain, according to new research.

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