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Johnson to be wheeled in front of select committee wearing straitjacket

BORIS Johnson is to be wheeled in front of the select committee in a straitjacket on a gurney for the public’s safety.

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Met applauded for their brave anti-woke stance

THE Metropolitan Police are taking a courageous stand against wokeness by being racist, sexist and homophobic.

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