Liam Fox signs trade deals with imaginary countries

TRADE secretary Liam Fox has signed trade deals worth more than £4.8 billion with countries which do not exist, he has triumphantly announced. 

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Man discovers six-foot long fatberg in bathroom mirror

A MAN has discovered a six-foot long fatberg staring back at him in the mirror.

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