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Make £££s fast by becoming a Tory party donor

LOOKING for new opportunities? Want to make cash fast, no questions asked? Simply become a Conservative party donor and fill your boots. Julian Cook explains how: 

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Showering together a pain in the arse, couples admit

COUPLES across Britain have agreed that showering together is neither satisfyingly sexy or cleansing. 

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