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Man You've Never Heard Of Is Now Thing You Don't Care About

BRITISH politics was in turmoil last night after a man you have never heard of was elected to do something you couldn't care less about.

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Hull To Buy Owen For Spares

Hull City are to buy Michael Owen with a view to breaking the player down for parts.

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