May orders spin doctors to develop second facet to her personality

THE new prime minister has ordered her PR team to ‘flesh out’ her character beyond stone-faced authoritarianism. 

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Larry the cat replaced with Gary the rottweiler

THERESA May has unveiled the new Downing Street pet, a 150-pound rottweiler called ‘Gary’.

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