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May to be safe pair of... oh she’s f**ked up already

THERESA May has promised to be a steady hand on the tiller before fucking up hugely on her first day in charge. 

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Off you f**k, Queen told Cameron

THE Queen assured David Cameron that he was her worst prime minister ‘by miles’.

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