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News, or some batshit old twat posting in all-caps on social media? A quiz

CAN you tell the difference between headline news and a mad old bastard posting wildly on social media about an issue he knew nothing about moments ago? Find out: 

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How to beat the January blues with fresh new ways to wank

NEW hobbies, sports and joining bloody book clubs are proposed as cures for the January blues, but what about an innovative new approach to self-pleasuring? Give these a go:  

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