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Racist nans now in charge

RACIST nans are to set out their programme for government after seizing control of the country.

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Mourinho berates refereeing at Chelsea Flower Show

JOSE Mourinho has queried the quality of officiating at this year’s Chelsea Flower Show after his foxglove-dominated garden came second.

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