Subscribe

Red box containing Thatcher's demon soul sold at auction

THE RED box which Margaret Thatcher’s immortal demonic soul was tricked into entering has sold at auction for £242,500. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Psychic Bob: The pink Hungry Hippo is Pisces and the green one is Libra

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. The second statement can be logically inferred by the first, when you think about it.

Checking article access…

Next story ›