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Rise in violent crime unrelated to police cuts, Tories and criminals agree

THE Conservatives and violent criminals have issued a joint statement stating that rising crime figures are nothing to do with the loss of 20,000 police officers. 

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Woman thrilled to be described as 'low-maintenance'

A WOMAN is overjoyed at being described as ‘low-maintenance’.

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