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Six half-arsed excuses for the party photo tossed off by desperate Tory MPs

THE latest photo of Boris Johnson at a Christmas party might seem like proof of his guilt. But some Tory MPs have been wheeled out to cast doubt. Here’s what they’re having to resort to:

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Six pop hits that make no f**king sense whatsoever

POP songs needn’t be great art, but as you’re writing lyrics they might as well make sense. These artists just said ‘f**k it’: 

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