Starmer: 'I had a robust and productive butt dial with President Trump'

THE prime minister has confirmed that President Trump accidentally called him over the weekend for a tough discussion about US-UK relations. 

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You didn't say you didn't want me walking around nude so it's poor communication on your part, by your housemate

By Tom Logan, aged 28 and hanging free

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