Sun Readers To Vote For Football And Tits

THE readers of Britain's biggest newspaper last night threw their electoral support behind lots more football and great big bouncy titties.

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Cats 'loose' in Britain

SIGHTINGS of small carnivorous cats, often with tabby or ginger fur, are on the increase, it was claimed last night.

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