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Thanks for making us experts on tedious financial shit, UK tells Brexiters

BRITONS have thanked Leave voters for forcing them to learn about piss-boring things like exchange rates and EU law.

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Asda shoppers ‘just generally angry’

SHOPPERS at Asda are generally very angry people, it has emerged.

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