The Mansion Tax: how it will lose money so should be abolished like all other taxes on the rich, by the rich

THE Mansion Tax was, like raising the top rate of income tax, always going to cost Britain money because economics works backwards over a certain level. Let me explain: 

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Touchy-feely guy actually secretly horny

A MAN praised for being physically affectionate and in touch with his emotions is surreptitiously following the dictates of his penis, he has confirmed. 

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