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'Vote Labour to avoid the arseache of a leadership contest'

LABOUR is pitching its council election campaign at ordinary voters who cannot be f**ked going through yet another sodding leadership contest. 

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'I'm afraid your ticket isn't valid on this service,' gasps train conductor, and comes

THE conductor of a train from London to Manchester has enjoyed his sixth climax of the day by telling passengers their tickets are invalid. 

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