The Tory MP's guide to being an incredible prick

ARE you a Tory MP who thinks it’s a jolly jape to spout offensive rubbish and generally be an embarrassment? Here’s how to go about it.

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Huge rise in feeling like shit

MOST of the UK population feels like shit, it has emerged.

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