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We ask you: which prisoners would you like Keir Starmer to release next?

THE prime minister has affirmed his commitment to locking ‘em up is matched by his commitment to letting ‘em out early. Who do you want to see released? 

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Taylor Swift does not represent us, says League of Spinsters

CHILDLESS cat-owning women have decried Taylor Swift as not representative of their wizened, child-scaring community. 

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