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We were Russian agents all along, admit your Brexiter parents

YOUR elderly parents have admitted they only voted for Brexit because they have been in the pay of Russia for 40 years, and your real surname is Denisovich. 

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Stunned team staggers out of two-hour meeting with no clue what happened in there

A TWO-HOUR Monday morning meeting has ended with all participants drained, shaken and unable to explain what went on. 

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