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Why I wouldn't want anything in return for £36 million either, by a Reform supporter

AS a typical Reform voter, retired on ill health with a pension largely spent in Wetherspoons, I understand these crypto billionaires. I wouldn’t want anything back either. 

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Goth girlfriend miserable in practice

A MAN has discovered his hot sexy Goth mommy girlfriend is actually morose and melancholic and hard work to be around. 

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