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You can help by keeping your mouth shut, Trump told

BRITAIN has responded to Donald Trump’s offer of help by suggesting he stops saying words with his mouth.

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Awful thing caused by people who did it

THE people to blame for the weekend’s awful events are the people who did it, it has been confirmed.

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