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Zac Goldsmith refusing to come out of toilet

TORY London mayoral candidate Zac Goldsmith has locked himself in a toilet with a book of Latin poetry and some truffles.

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Ask Holly: It's time to wreak vengeance and put an apocalypse into action

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