Politics

THE prime minister is to impose sanctions on Russia's wealthiest city, London.

ED Miliband is planning to show Barack Obama his collection of 2000AD comics, many with free gifts still on the cover.

IT’S the reshuffle everyone’s talking about, if you ignore the overwhelming majority of conversations.

MICHAEL Gove is to spend his days in his local library, using the internet in a furtive manner.

MILLIONAIRES who tried to avoid donating to the Conservative party are to be hit with punitive tax bills.

THE prime minister is marching around outside the European Parliament with hand-painted signs.

The Liberal Democrat party is writing a manifesto to be found on a coffee table beside its dangling corpse.

TONY Blair is off his nut, according to people who thought the invasion of Iraq was a brilliant idea.

THE prime minister has called on the people of Britain to be less reserved.

THE Daily Mail’s successful campaign to charge for plastic bags has confirmed that the tabloid newspaper is effectively running the country.