Politics

SIXTEEN electronic curfew tags have been discovered on Home Secretary Theresa May's leg.

DAVID Cameron survived a day's questioning at the Leveson inquiry by turning semi-invisible, it has emerged.

NICK Clegg has instructed Liberal Democrat MPs to no longer give any indication of noticing anything.

EDUCATION Secretary Michael Gove's new National Curriculum is devoted to the business practices of News International.

DAVID Cameron has insisted that leaving his nine year-old daughter in a pub is the sort of tough decision that will rescue Britain from recession.

THE man who confronted Tony Blair at the Leveson Inquiry yesterday was carrying the only weapon on earth that can kill the former PM, it has emerged.

FANTASY battle game Warhammer is a serious military simulation, according to Labour leader Ed Miliband.

HER Majesty Queen Elizabeth II delivered her speech to Parliament while rolling her eyes and sighing theatrically.

THE last two years of government don’t count because the coalition didn’t ‘Simon says’, according to David Cameron.

DAVID Cameron rounded off his spirited performance in the Commons yesterday by smacking a vagrant in the throat.